Don't go to the doctor with every distemper, nor to the lawyer with every quarrel, nor to the pot for every thirst.

For over 1,700 years, the Jews have been bewailing their sad fate in that they have been exiled from their homeland, as they call Palestine. But gentlemen, did the world give it to them in fee simple, they would at once find some reason for not returning. Why? Because they are vampires, and vampires do not live on vampires. They cannot live only among themselves. They must subsist on Christians and other people not of their race.

One day is worth a thousand tomorrows.

Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have either one.

The best way to help the poor is to make them uncomfortable in their own poverty.

On second thought, it's a good thing love is blind otherwise it would see too much.

The noblest question in the world is: 'What good may I do in it?'