I hope...that mankind will at length, as they call themselves reasonable creatures, have reason and sense enough to settle their differences without cutting throats; for in my opinion there never was a good war, or a bad peace.
A full Belly brings forth every Evil.
Buy what thou hast no need of and ere long thou shalt sell thy necessities.
When women cease to be handsome, they study to be good.
Most men die at 25, we just don't bury them until they are 70.
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends.