Private property...is the creature of society and is subject to the calls of that society even to the last farthing.

Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society.

Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.

Speak ill of no man, but speak all the good you know of everybody.

The most exquisite folly is made of wisdom spun too fine.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

There never was a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous.