To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends.

Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and scarce in that; for it is true we may give advice, but we cannot give conduct.

If you give up your freedom for safety, you don't deserve either one

O Lazy bones! Dost thou think God would have given thee arms and legs, if he had not design'd thou should'st use them?

The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.

Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

People want to catch a buzz. That is why drugs are illegal, yet people still try to get their hands on them no matter what the consequence. Drugs make us happy, they may not be healthy.