It is very hard to dislike someone you have helped

Experience is the best teacher, but a fool will learn from no other.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.

This modesty in a sect is perhaps a singular instance in the history of mankind, every other sect supposing itself in possession of all truth, and that those who differ are so far in the wrong ; like a man traveling in foggy weather, those at some distance before him on the road he sees wrapped up in the fog, as well as those behind him, and also the people in the fields on each side, but near him all appears clear, tho' in truth he is as much in the fog as any of them.

Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants.

We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately.