If you would have a faithful servant, and one that you like, serve yourself.
I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery.
The only things of certainty are Death and Taxes.
Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry all easy; and he that riseth late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night; while laziness travels so slowly, that poverty soon overtakes him.
I was surprised to find myself so much fuller of Faults than I had imagined, but I had the Satisfaction of seeing them diminish.