Are you angry that others disappoint you? Remember you cannot depend upon yourself.

I resolve to speak ill of no man whatever, not even in a matter of truth; but rather by some means excuse the faults I hear charged upon others, and upon proper occasions speak all the good I know of everybody.

Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.

Hear no ill of a friend, nor speak any of an enemy.

You cannot always run from a weakness. You must sometime fight it out or perish.

Kings have long arms, but Misfortune longer: let none think themselves out of her reach.

If you can't pay for a thing, don't buy it. If you can't get paid for it, don't sell it.