She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

O Lazy bones! Dost thou think God would have given thee arms and legs, if he had not design'd thou should'st use them?

Nothing in the world is certain except for death and taxes.

I believe long habits of virtue have a sensible effect on the countenance.

Men are subject to various inconveniences merely through lack of a small share of courage, which is a quality very necessary in the common occurrences of life, as well as in a battle. How many impertinences do we daily suffer with great uneasiness, because we have not courage enough to discover our dislike.

Gain may be temporary and uncertain; but ever while you live, expense is constant and certain: and it is easier to build two chimneys than to keep one in fuel.

Outside Independence Hall when the Constitutional Convention of 1787 ended