Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.

At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.

I believe in one God, Creator of the Universe in that He ought to be whipped from pilar to post and back again for His shameful actions toward Humanity.

When you are finished changing, you are finished.

It is better to take many injuries than to give one.

Those who laugh often never grow old.

Those Who Sacrifice Liberty For Security Deserve Neither.