Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.

And as to the Cares, they are chiefly what attend the bringing up of Children; and I would ask any Man who has experienced it, if they are not the most delightful Cares in the World; and if from that Particular alone, he does not find the Bliss of a double State much greater, instead of being less than he expected.

Never spare the parson's wine nor the baker's pudding

It was said of him that he did not say much, but that when he did everyone stopped to listen.

Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom.

The ancients tell us what is best; but we must learn of the moderns what is fittest.

Mary's mouth cost her nothing for she never opens it but at others' expense.