Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.

Traveling is one way of lengthening life, at least in appearance.

You may sometimes be much in the Wrong, in owning your being in the Right.

Love, Cough, & a Smoke, can't well be hid.

Human felicity is produced not as much by great pieces of good fortune that seldom happen as by little advantages that occur every day.

If you have a secret and tell someone everyone will know. You can only keep a secret if you don't tell anyone.

Love your Neighbour; yet don't pull down your Hedge.