Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.

The key that unlocks a door is a key to keep if you want to go through that door again.

Idleness is the Dead Sea that swallows all virtues. Be active in business, that temptation may miss her aim; the bird that sits is easily shot.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

Vice knows [its] ugly, so [it] puts on [a] mask.

Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee.

Constant complaint is the poorest sort of pay for all the comforts we enjoy.