At a great pennyworth pause a while.

The people heard it, and approved the doctrine, and immediately practiced the contrary.

Each year one vicious habit discarded, in time might make the worst of us good.

There are many roads to success, but only one sure road to failure; and that is to try to please everyone else.

Avarice and Happiness never saw each other, how then should they become acquainted?

The used key is always bright.

Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy