Don't judge men's wealth or godliness by their Sunday appearance.
When the well is dry, we know the worth of water.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery.
Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are.