Lose no time; be always employed in something useful.

Money makes money. And the money that makes money makes more money.

Visit your Aunt, but not every Day; and call at your Brother's, but not every night.

Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.

He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.

A people who chose security over liberty will receive neither nor deserve either.

In success be moderate. Humility makes great men twice honourable.