An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

It is the duty of mankind on all suitable occasions to acknowledge their dependence on the Divine Being.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

When men differ in opinion, both sides ought equally to have the advantage of being heard by the public; when Truth and Error have fair play, the former is always an overmatch for the latter.

Eat to please thyself, but dress to please others.

Nothing brings more pain than too much pleasure; nothing more bondage than too much liberty.

Quacks are the greatest liars in the world except their patients.