If you want a neat wife, choose her on a Saturday.

There are two ways to increase your wealth. Increase your means or decrease your wants. The best is to do both at the same time.

I therefore beg leave to move that henceforth prayers imploring the assistance of Heaven, and its blessing on our deliberations, be held in this Assembly every morning.

The busy man has few idle visitors; to the boiling pot the flies come not.

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.

Venison and venery defeated me.

A good example is the best sermon.