The Difficulty lies, in finding out an exact Measure but eat for Necessity, not Pleasure, for Lust knows not where Necessity ends.

If you would not be laughed at, be the first to laugh at yourself.

Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry all easy; and he that riseth late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night; while laziness travels so slowly, that poverty soon overtakes him.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery.

Be not sick too late, nor well too soon

Those who prefer security to liberty deserve neither.

Love and toothache have many cures, but none infallible, except possession and dispossession.