I have found Christian dogma unintelligible.

Dangerous, therefore, is it to take shelter under a tree, during a thunder-gust. It has been fatal to many, both men and beasts.

Let the child's first lesson be obedience, and the second will be what thou wilt.

All would live long, but none would be old.

A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar.

I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country; he is a bird of bad moral character; like those among men who live by sharping and robbing, he is generally poor, and often very lousy. The turkey is a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America.

The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.