The people heard it, and approved the doctrine, and immediately practiced the contrary.

All would live long, but none would be old.

I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country; he is a bird of bad moral character; like those among men who live by sharping and robbing, he is generally poor, and often very lousy. The turkey is a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America.

When passion rules, she never rules wisely.

An infallible Remedy for the Tooth-ach, viz Wash the Root of an aching Tooth, in Elder Vinegar, and let it dry half an hour in the Sun; after which it will never ach more; Probatum est.

When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart's the last part moves, her last, the tongue.

The King's cheese is half wasted in parings: But no matter, 'tis made of the people's milk.