I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies.

The things of this world take up too much of my time, of which indeed I have too little left, to undertake anything like a reformation in religion.

We are more thoroughly an enlightened people, with respect to our political interests, than perhaps any other under heaven. Every man among us reads, and is so easy in his circumstances as to have leisure for conversations of improvement and for acquiring information.

An education is the investment with the greatest returns.

Tis a common observation here that our cause is the cause of all mankind, and that we are fighting for their liberty in defending our own.

Industry and patience are the surest means of plenty.