I am what I am and that's all that I am and if I'm supposed to be somebody else, why do I look like me?

Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the water they loved to drink. This good man, Noah, having seen that all his contemporaries had perished by this unpleasant drink, took a dislike to it; and God, to relieve his dryness, created the vine and revealed to him the art of making le vin. By the aid of this liquid he unveiled more and more truth.

I never knew a man who was good at making excuses who was good at anything else.

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.

Onions can make even Heirs and Widows weep.

Make use of your friends by being of use to them.

One today is worth two tomorrows.