One of the greatest tragedies of life is the murder of a beautiful theory by a gang of brutal facts.
Your best investment is to pour your purse into your head, and no one can take it away from you.
Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy
Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom.
Vice knows she is ugly, so puts on her mask.
A traveller should have a hog's nose, a deer's legs, and an ass's back.