Enjoy the present hour, be mindful of the past; And neither fear nor wish the Approaches of the last. Learn of the skillful: He that teaches himself, hath a fool for his master.

There never was a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous.

Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

Wise men learn by others' harms, fools scarcely by their own.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night

Hear reason, or she'll make you feel her.

Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can.