Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.

Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.

I never knew a man who was good at making excuses who was good at anything else.

Tis against some mens principle to pay interest, and seems against others interest to pay the principle.

When Wine enters, out goes the Truth.

He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.

Creditors are a superstitious sect, great observers of set days and times.