In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.
Most men die from the neck up at age twenty-five because they stop dreaming.
The way to be safe is never to be secure.
Eat to live, not live to eat.
Virtue may not always make a Face handsome, but Vice will certainly make it ugly.
A traveller should have a hog's nose, a deer's legs, and an ass's back.