Squeamish stomachs cannot eat without pickles.

Eat what you like, but dress for other people.

Nothing in the world is certain except for death and taxes.

The happy State of Matrimony is, undoubtedly, the surest and most lasting Foundation of Comfort and Love . . . the Cause of all good Order in the World, and what alone preserves it from the utmost Confusion.

He who is in love with himself has no rivals.

Here you would know, and enjoy, what prosperity will way of Washington. For a thousand leagues have nearly the same effect with a thousand years.

The most acceptable service of God is doing good to man.