I never knew a man who was good at making excuses who was good at anything else.
In order to be happy you need a good dog, a good woman, and ready money.
I am the laziest man in the world. I invented all those things to save myself from toil.
It is ill-manners to silence a fool and cruelty to let him go on
Kill no more pigeons than you can eat.
Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech.