I was put to the grammar-school at eight years of age, my father intending to devote me, as the tithe of his sons, to the service of the Church.

The moral and religious system which Jesus Christ transmitted to us is the best the world has ever seen, or can see.

On second thought, it's a good thing love is blind otherwise it would see too much.

We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately.

Certainlie these things agree, The Priest, the Lawyer, & Death all three: Death takes both the weak and the strong. The lawyer takes from both right and wrong, And the priest from living and dead has his Fee.

Happiness consists more in small conveniences or pleasures that occur every day, than in great pieces of good fortune that happen but seldom to a man in the course of his life.

Hot things, sharp things, sweet things, cold things All rot the teeth, and make them look like old things.