I was put to the grammar-school at eight years of age, my father intending to devote me, as the tithe of his sons, to the service of the Church.

A Brother may not be a Friend, but a Friend will always be a Brother.

The securest place is a prison cell, but there is no liberty

There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

He that drinks fast, pays slow.

A policy of life insurance is the cheapest and safest mode of making a certain provision for one's family.

If this lady is pleased to spend her days with Franklin, he would be just as pleased to spend his nights with her.