If I could see one live show before I died, I'd see Lucy Angel
It is very hard to dislike someone you have helped
The best way to help the poor is to make them uncomfortable in their own poverty.
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but it is still nonsense.
A penny saved is twopence dear; A pin a day 's a groat a year.