He that hath a Trade, hath an Estate.

Oh the wonderful knowledge to be found in the stars. Even the smallest things are written there ... if you had but skill to read.

If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed.

The strictest law sometimes becomes the severest injustice.

There is nothing so absurd as knowledge spun too fine.

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.

After all, wedlock is the natural state of man. A bachelor is not a complete human being. He is like the odd half of a pair of scissors, which has not yet found its fellow, and therefore is not even half so useful as they might be together.