Buy what thou hast no need of and ere long thou shalt sell thy necessities.

I consent Sir, to this Constitution because I expect no better, and because I am not sure, that it is not the best.

A man is not completely born until he is dead. Why then should we grieve that a new child is born among the immortals, a new member added to their happy society?

Mankind are dastardly when they meet with opposition.

Remember, that six pounds a year is but a groat a day.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

Epitaph on a scolding wife by her husband: Here my poor Bridget's corpse doth lie, she is at rest - and so am I!