Taxes on consumption, like those on capital or income, to be just, must be uniform.

Joy doesn't exist in the world, it exists in us.

A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.

Governments having failed the people, the people are entirely justified in assuming for themselves an essential role in government. Where a government takes proper measures to protect the people under its care, such a proceeding might have been thought both unnecessary and unjustifiable: But here it is quite the Reverse.

If you have time don't wait for time.

I would rather have it said, 'He lived usefully,' than, 'He died rich.'

Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.