If you want to be loved, love and be loveable.
We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately.
If your riches are yours, why don't you take them with you to the other world?
...it is prodigious the quantity of good that may be done by one man if he will make a business of it.
If you would not be laughed at, be the first to laugh at yourself.
Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.