He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.
It is the religion of ignorance that tyranny begins.
He's gone, and forgot nothing but to say farewell to his creditors
Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy
Indeed, when religious people quarrel about religion, or hungry people quarrel about victuals, it looks as if they had not much of either among them.
The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.