It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man who is the miserable man.

A lady asked Dr. Franklin Well Doctor what have we got a republic or a monarchy - "A republic," replied the Doctor, "if you can keep it."

How do you become better tomorrow? By improving yourself, the world is made better. Be not afraid of growing too slowly. Be afraid of standing still. Forget your mistakes, but remember what they taught you. So how do you become better tomorrow? By becoming better today.

Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.

Speak ill of no man, but speak all the good you know of everybody.

The tongue offends and the ears get the cuffing

Eyes and Priests Bear no Jests.