Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.

The King's cheese is half wasted in parings: But no matter, 'tis made of the people's milk.

There is much money given to be laughed at, though the purchasers don't know it; witness A.'s fine horse, and B.'s fine house.

In free governments the rulers are the servants, and the people their superiors and sovereigns.

Conceiving God to be the fountain of wisdom, I thought it right and necessary to solicit his assistance for obtaining it.

Security without liberty is called prison.

In order to be happy you need a good dog, a good woman, and ready money.