Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.

The only things of certainty are Death and Taxes.

When a religion is good, I conceive it will support itself; and when it does not support itself, and God does not take care to support it so that its professors are obliged to call for help of the civil power, 'tis a sign, I apprehend, of its being a bad one.

If you would have a faithful servant, and one that you like, serve yourself.

We are spirits. That bodies should be lent us while they afford us pleasure, assist us in acquiring knowledge or in doing good to our fellow-creatures, is a kind of benevolent act of God. When they become unfit for these purposes and afford us pain instead of pleasure, instead of an aid become an encumbrance and answer none of these intentions for which they were given, it is equally kind and benevolent that a way is provided by which we get rid of them. Death is that way.

The cat in gloves catches no mice.

Those who give up liberty for the sake of security, deserve neither liberty nor security.