Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.

Those who give up their liberty for more security neither deserve liberty nor security.

Arguing is a game that two can play at. But it is a strange game in that neither opponent ever wins.

Fatigue is the best pillow.

It is very imprudent to deprive America of any of her privileges. If her commerce and friendship are of any importance to you, they are to be had on no other terms than leaving her in the full enjoyment of her rights.

For over 1,700 years, the Jews have been bewailing their sad fate in that they have been exiled from their homeland, as they call Palestine. But gentlemen, did the world give it to them in fee simple, they would at once find some reason for not returning. Why? Because they are vampires, and vampires do not live on vampires. They cannot live only among themselves. They must subsist on Christians and other people not of their race.

Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee.