Families ought to be noisy.
If you would have a faithful servant, and one that you like, serve yourself.
The best tranquilizer is a clear conscience.
Indeed, when religious people quarrel about religion, or hungry people quarrel about victuals, it looks as if they had not much of either among them.
Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.
To succeed, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions.