Drink does not drown care, but waters it, and makes it grow faster.

Nothing's so apt to undermine your confidence in a product as knowing that the commercial selling it has been approved by the company that makes it.

Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.

Why should I give my Readers bad lines of my own when good ones of other People's are so plenty?

Rich widows are the only secondhand goods that sell at first-class prices.

For having lived long, I have experienced many instances of being obliged, by better information or fuller consideration, to change opinions, even on important subjects, which I once thought right but found to be otherwise.

Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried with fewer tensions and more tolerance.