Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Rarely use Venery but for Health or Offspring; Never to Dulness, Weakness, or the Injury of your own or another's Peace or Reputation.

Hope is an essential constituent of human life.

For the best return on your money, pour your purse into your head.

Bad gains are true losses.

A full Belly is the Mother of all Evil.

Tomorrow, every Fault is to be amended; but that Tomorrow never comes.