When in doubt, don't.

Freedom of speech is the great bulwark of liberty; they prosper and die together: And it is the terror of traitors and oppressors, and a barrier against them. It produces excellent writers, and encourages men of fine genius.

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and therefore the state in which one is most likely to find solid happiness.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise." He planned his routine around waking up at 5 a.m. and asking himself "What good shall I do this day?

The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, His precepts!

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.