If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.

He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.

On being asked what condition of man he considered the most pitiable: A lonesome man on a rainy day who does not know how to read.

you can do anything you set your mind to

Write your injuries in dust, your benefits in marble.

Unless the Stream of their Importation could be turned... they will soon so outnumber us, that all the advantages we have, will not in my Opinion be able to preserve our Language, and even our Government will become precarious.

There is nothing so absurd as knowledge spun too fine.