If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.

He that would fish, must venture his bait.

I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country; he is a bird of bad moral character; like those among men who live by sharping and robbing, he is generally poor, and often very lousy. The turkey is a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America.

Avoid dishonest gain: no price can recompence the pangs of vice.

Silence - Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid trifling conversation.

There was never a good war, or a bad peace.

To be thrown upon one's own resources, is to be cast in the very lap of fortune.