I don't get fan mail. It disappeared with the digital revolution.

A mind is a terrible thing. All this evolution nonsense is making me feel like a complete APE!

If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.

I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas' Daily Texan.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

I will go to my grave in a state of abject endless fascination that we all have the capacity to become emotionally involved with a personality that doesn't exist.

My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it all.