Steve Dallas...a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He's never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees.

Steve Dallas...a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He's never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees.

I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.

Some of us find our lives abridged even before the paperback comes out.

I happen to think nearly everybody - especially those one might find in the odd issue of 'People' magazine, including me - is frightfully boring, especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way.

I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.

My post-child period resulted in one instant change: I write shorter books for kids.