We usually meet all of our relatives only at funerals where somebody always observes: "Too bad we can't get together more often".

Miracles happen to those who believe in them. Otherwise why does not the Virgin Mary appear to Lamaists, Mohammedans, or Hindus who have never heard of her.

I would I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours.

Between truth and the search for it, I choose the second.

Psychoanalysts are not occupied with the minds of their patients; they do not believe in the mind but in a cerebral intestine.

There are two futures, the future of desire and the future of fate, and man's reason has never learnt to separate them.

Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.