I'll happily mentor anyone who wants mentoring, and most of that goes on by internet rather than face to face.

Madness ends sometimes. The Gods decree it, not man.

I know nothing about producing TV drama and any involvement on my part is liable to prove an obstacle to the producers, so I prefer to be a cheerleader and let them get on with it.

You know what circumcision is, Private?

Life is a jest of the Gods and there is no justice. You must learn to laugh… or else you'll weep yourself to death.

Writing is a solitary occupation.

Pride makes a man, it drives him, it is the shield wall around his reputation... Men die, they said, but reputation does not die.