As a matter of fact, you know, Jesus probably would be, except for one or two issues, a liberal Democrat if he were around today.

We in the press like to say we're honest brokers of information, and it's just not true. The press does have an agenda.

Look, everybody in journalism has a reputation of sorts.

I didn't say one negative word about poor people or about middle-class people or anything else. All I said was that the rich deserve our gratitude.

Bill Maher fancies himself the reincarnation of Lenny Bruce.

I mean, I think everybody realizes that calling people racist is a waste of time, nobody buys it anymore.

I worked with these liberal elites for 28 years at CBS News, and they were always throwing around the term 'white trash,' by which they meant poor southerners who didn't go to Harvard. I'm not sure why that makes them trash.