We grow a little every time we do not take advantage of somebody's weakness.

People who say, 'Let the chips fall where they may,' usually figure they will not be hit by a chip.

Laziness has many disguises. Soon "winter doldrums" will become "spring fever."

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.

I like the word "indolence." It makes my laziness seem classy.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.