You might have asked [about skill] of an artist or a musician or whatever... but with me it just happens.

I always thought that dads in the old days where rather macho types who wouldn't get close to a baby, let alone change nappies.

Under the engine cover, no one cares what's in there. Nobody cares.

I think we don't need some people in Brussels trying to run countries that are some distance apart, who don't speak the same language, don't eat the same food. There's a bit of difference between, Holland, if you like, and Italy.

It'd be good for the world if [Donald Trump] won.

Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.

[Donald] Trump would want to cosy up to him for sure, and he'd be right to do that. Which would be good for the world.