Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.

You can't be a doctor if you don't know the entire parts of the body.

I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, 'I'm like you - I'm frustrated, I'm not an expert, I don't have a manual on parenting, I make mistakes, I'm selfish too.'

Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat.

You know, every time it comes, every time that light comes on or every time that camera comes on, every time that microphone comes on, the Mac Man seek and destroy.

Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.

Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.