Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.

I'm not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that's what makes my comedy different.

That's the whole key to anything: Don't be afraid to fail. And is not afraid to fail.

Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.

America...Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch...My James Brown.

You don't see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can't play the game. I can't - my tolerance - I know I'm getting old; I'll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I'm getting old? 'Cause my tolerance level is low.

I've been in training for stardom.