I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I know my limitations.
Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
Hugs aren't like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
I'm so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets - but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems.
I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.