Great sport begins at a point where it has ceased to be healthy.

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?

The fate of man is man.

Something ignoble, loathsome, undignified attends all associations between people and has been transferred to all objects, dwelling, tools, even the landscape itself.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

First the pork chops, then morality

Recently my fingers have developed a prejudice against comparatives. They all follow this pattern: a squirrel is smaller than a tree; a bird is more musical than a tree. Each of us is the strongest one in his or her own skin. Characteristics should take off their hats to one another, instead of spitting in each other's faces.