There are a few things that'll move people to pity, a few, but the trouble is, when they've been used several times, they no longer work.

You have to attack once the truth is too weak to defend itself.

Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.

There are times when you have to choose between being human and having good taste.

It isn't important to come out on top, what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.

For once you must try not to shirk the facts: mankind is kept alive by bestial acts.

First the pork chops, then morality