If you wan to steal money, don't rob a bank - open one.

One cannot be arraigned for declaring a war, which every ruler has to do once in a while, but only for running a war badly.

For once you must try not to shirk the facts: mankind is kept alive by bestial acts.

Oh! Moon of Alabama We now must say good-bye We've lost our good old mama And must have whiskey Oh, you know why!

Things take indeed a wondrous turn When learned men do stoop to learn.

Unhappiness doesn't grow on the chest like leprosy. Poverty won't fall off the roof like a loose tile, no; poverty and unhappiness are man's doing.

People remain what they are even if their faces fall apart.