The fate of man is man.

What they could do with 'round here is a good war. What else can you expect with peace running wild all over the place? You know what the trouble with peace is? No organization.

Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter.

Fearful is the seductive power of goodness.

From the start it has been the theatre's business to entertain people ... it needs no other passport than fun.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

It was never decreed that a god mustn't pay hotel bills.